American Idol Wants to Help Britney Spears
Simon Cowell, Paul Abdul and Randy Jackson would like to help Britney save her career, but she needs to drop her entourage and follow their advice instead.
Simon says (heh) “We will take her under our wing for six months and we will produce a new Britney Spears.”
Simon Cowell, Paul Abdul and Randy Jackson would like to help Britney save her career, but she needs to drop her entourage and follow their advice instead.
Simon says (heh) “We will take her under our wing for six months and we will produce a new Britney Spears.”
He knows exactly how to do it too. “Keep her away from her stupid friends (and) buy her some underwear.” Then he added”We are going to manage Britney, we’re gonna take good care of her… Britney, if you’re listening, we’re here for you”.
Britney, this is the best offer you had in a while. Do it.